Monday, January 12, 2009

I had a funny

My girlfriend in San Diego sent me this one. I know it's one some of you have heard before (apparently is was on an episode of House) but damn I loved it, thanks Donna!

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
in a chair .. . . kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,
'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I
had to beat him to death with the damn chair.'
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them


Adventures Of A Horse Crazed Mind said...

LMAO- Oh I love it!!! Thanks for the laugh. And for stopping by my blog. Man From Snowy River is great!!!

Train Wreck said...

HHAHAA You posted it! hahaha I love it, you are crazy. I think that is why we get along! hehehehe.

MichelleSG said...

Oh yeah, I couldn't resist. You know me, twisted sense of humor and all! Plus my hubby just comes to expect it from me. Add to it his dream job is that of an assasin and it makes this one all the more funny!

Susie said...

ahahahaaa!! awesome!