Wednesday, August 13, 2008

So many people don't know how to 'wing it'

I do, I could say it's a talent but it's really not. Maybe it's just something I learned along the way, I dunno, but really it's something that has, many many many times, come in handy. I came across an article today that actually describes how to wing it. How nice of them to explain it! No really, you should read it! OK I'm bored, I still haven't anything to do at work so I might as well come up with entertaining things for you folk to read, right? And anyway winging it is fun. It is, you should try it...and then come back here and tell me how it worked. Especially if you're single and you try it out on someone at a bar or something adventurous like that. I don't think I ever did that as a single person. Wait lemme think, how did I meet new boyfriends....no, I was always introduced somehow through friends. How boring of me. OK if I had to go up to someone at a bar and introduce myself I can honestly say I seriously doubt I'd have issues with it and no, I don't think I'd have any reservations. Any friends out there of mine who think other wise feel free to comment, bets have it they won't. I told Jas yesterday that if he'd buy me a set of boobs I'd let him drive me down the freeway while I pressed them up against the window nekked. There, does that tell you about my unabashed reservations? Yeah there ya go, married woman asking random men for a set of boobs to share on highway. Alright then. Read the article. If you don't already know how to, learn to wing it. And let me know if it actually works! The article that is, not if asking Jas for a set of boobs succeeds. I'll get back to you on that one.

5 comments:

m0to said...

You are killing me! haha

I shoulda said "Sure, as long as I get to motorboat them on demand"

B, don't shoot me. haha

m0to said...

I read your article. I've always been able to wing it. I think it comes from being in trouble as a youth and getting out of interesting situations. Like sneaking people out back windows and being discovered in secluded places in a car by the cops etc...

MichelleSG said...

Hey that was not me and you in that car getting caught by the cops was it? That was me and another Jason I swear it was Jason St. John. It was St.John wasn't it. Crap. That was way before you showed up, it was jr high...wasn't it?

m0to said...

Not I!

Brenda said...

No that was me who got caught in the car with Jas. Back in the days of the apeshit-orange VW! I seriously think that it's dayglow color is how the cop spotted us.